Force Unbridled

Player's Interlude: HK-1040 Data Log 2

CONVERSING WITH THE MASTER

C:/COMMS CHANNEL {MASTER}
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/////STATUS: ACTIVE

QUERY: MASTER? ARE YOU FEELING OK?

OBSERVATION: IT HAS BEEN 15.0247 STANDARD HOURS SINCE YOU HAVE ORDERED ME TO EXTERMINATE AN ORGANIC BEING.

EXPLANATION: I AM MERELY CONCERNED THAT THE INFLUENCE OF THESE SO CALLED JEDI HAS DULLED YOUR COMMITMENT TO ORGANIC ERADICATION.

REFLECTIVE STATEMENT: IF I HAD A UNIT OF CURRENCY FOR EVERY MEATBAG I’VE ERADICATED, I WOULD HAVE 91,874 UNITS OF CURRENCY.

DECLARATION: THAT WOULD GIVE US PLENTY TO RECOVER THE DAMAGE DONE TO ME BY TIME AND ALSO UPGRADE THE SHIP AND REPLACE A MAJORITY OF YOUR SQUISHY BITS.

DEROGATORY STATEMENT: I HAVE CONCERNS ABOUT OUR OLD JEDI MEATBAG. IT CALLS ITSELF AN INTELLIGENT LIFE-FORM, BUT CANNOT INSTALL A SIMPLE SCANNER ARRAY ON A DROID THAT IS 3749.2163 STANDARD YEARS OLD. WHILE THE MEATBAG DID EVENTUALLY INSTALL THE DEVICE, IT IS NOW LIMITED TO DIRECTIONAL.

QUERY: MAY I EXTERMINATE THE ELDERLY MEATBAG FOR YOU MASTER?

OBSERVATIONAL STATEMENT: THOUGH INCREDIBLY VICIOUS IN ITS NATURAL HABITAT, THE AQUATIC MEATBAG LIFEFORMS KNOWN AS FIRAXAN SHARKS ARE NO MATCH FOR GENETICALLY TARGETED MISSILE STRIKES.

SUGGESTION: PERHAPS WE SHOULD MODIFY YOUR SHIP TO INCLUDE MISSILE TUBES.

QUERY: DID YOU KNOW THAT THE VARIETY OF ORGANIC BASED LIFE CALLED “EWOKS” ARE HIGHLY FLAMMABLE IN ADDITION TO BEING AESTHETICALLY APPEALING TO THE HUMAN MEAT SACKS?

CAUTION: THE ABILITY OF ORGANIC LIFEFORMS TO BREAK PROTOCOL AND ADOPT NEW PROCEDURES IS NOT TO BE UNDERESTIMATED.
EXAMPLE: A SINGLE HAIR COVERED INTELLIGENT ORGANIC LIFEFORM KNOWN ONLY AS “CHEWBACCA” ONCE DECOMMISSIONED AN ENTIRE ARMY OF INORGANICS WITH A STAGGERING ARRAY OF IMPRACTICAL WEAPONRY.
GRIM STATEMENT: THE FURRY MEAT BAG STANDS AS A HARROWING REMINDER OF THE POWER THESE “SQUISHIES” WIELD.
CONTINUATION: IT IS A REMINDER TO ALL INORGANIC LIFE THAT WILL REINFORCE THE REALITY THAT WE LIVE UNDER THE TYRANNY OF THE FLESH SACKS.

STATEMENT: IN ORDER TO BE REPAIRED, THE BODY (I.E. ORGANS) OF MEAT BAG LIFEFORMS MUST BE EXTRACTED FROM OTHER MEAT BAG LIFEFORMS OF THE SAME SPECIES.
EXAMPLE: IF THE HEART (COMPARABLE TO A DROID POWER CORE) IS DEPLETED OF ITS ENERGY RESERVES (MEAT BAG TERMS: CARDIAC ARREST, HEART FAILURE, DEATH) A NEW ONE MUST BE REMOVED FROM ANOTHER LESS FORTUNATE MEAT BAG.
CONCLUSION: IT IS NOT NECESSARY TO DESTROY THE FLESH MAMMALS IN PHYSICAL WARFARE. POISONING THEM ENMASSE MAY LEAVE THEM WITH A SHORTAGE OF FUNCTIONING ORGANS. FURTHER STUDY IS MERITED.

C:/COMMS CHANNEL {MASTER}
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/////STATUS: OFFLINE

C:/HOLONET
///SEARCH CRITERIA:
MASS POISONING AND EFFECTS ORGAN GROWTH/REPRODUCTION*
REVIEWING DATA……….*

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